Post by james michael delacy on Feb 23, 2013 2:21:55 GMT -5
james michael delacy
" i know you want me to want you i want to. "
fighting back the tears, mother reads the
NAME james michael delacy
GENDER male
NICKNAMES jimmy. mr d.
AGE 28
MEMBERGROUP teacher
YEAR/OCCUPATION 9-12th grade music and creative writing teacher
SEXUALITY heterosexual
PLAYED BY jimmy 'the rev' sullivan [ripbby]
note again. sixteen candles burn in her mind,
HI I'M JIMMY AND THIS IS ME:
TEN FACTS
- Jimmy is a self proclaimed perfectionist.
- Jimmy has lived in many homes and at one time even lived in a laundry mat that he worked at when he was 20.
- Jimmy was kicked off of the basketball team at Jefferson High School.
- Jimmy stands at 6'5 and has blue eyes.
- Jimmy was kicked out of Catholic School in 2nd grade.
- Jimmy likes hookers, especially when he goes to Vegas.
- Jimmy started playing drums by the age of ten.
- Jimmy plays drums in a local band, The Missionary Position.
- Jimmy joined the percussion ensemble at a New York University in the 6th thru the 8th grade.
- Jimmy treats every single one of his students like his own child.
NINE RECENTLY PLAYED SONGS ON HIS IPOD
- Mother ; Danzig
- Angel of Death ; Slayer
- The Wizaard ; Black Sabbath
- Round and Round ; Ratt
- To Be With You ; Mr. Big
- Tom Sawyer ; Rush
- Barracuda ; Heart
- Only God Knows Why ; Kid Rock
- Paul Revere ; Beastie Boys
EIGHT FAVORITE THINGS
- Art, in all forms.
- Writing, in all forms.
- His Drums.
- His Piano.
- Teaching.
- Partying.
- Cigarettes.
- His Band.
SEVEN QUOTES
- "One day, I’ll release the pornos I’ve made, I'm down for anything."
- "I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last loud out"
- “Look at that fucking duck! That’s the biggest fucking duck I’ve ever seen in my life.”
- "I just want to get brutally killed by my ex girlfriend"
- "I started playing drums just for fun, when I was about five. Tried 10 million bands before I ended in this one, with all of my best friends."
- “I think we’ve done more drugs in one night than anyone has ever combined.”
- “I don’t blame anyone for wanting to fuck us.”
SIX SENT TEXTS
- you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
- One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
- my ass hurt today after the party last night. I went to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME?
- I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
- Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
- I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
FIVE TWEETS
- @thejimmydelacy Hey microphone, get out of the way of Halle Berry's perfect Tits.
- @thejimmydelacy Hey @twitter & @instagram pls reach agreement where I can see instagram pics in tweets. It's like a bday party where parents are divorced.
- @thejimmydelacy My niece just got so mad when she realized they changed Dora's theme song...
- @thejimmydelacy I am jet mother fucking set!
- @thejimmydelacy Just got pulled over. U turning like I don't give a fug. At least #Workaholics is on tonight.
FOUR THINGS OFF HIS BUCKET LIST
- Get married and have children.
- Punch a Canadian cop in the face.
- Shake Chuck Norris's hand.
- Spend an entire 200 dollars at Taco Bell.
THREE IMPORTANT PEOPLE
- His mother
- His niece
- His sister
TWO ADDICTIONS
- Alcohol
- Cigarettes
ONE REGRET
- Making his ex-girlfriend of three years get an abortion.
she take the blame, it's always the same.
YOUR NAME SHAUNAAAAA
SOMETHING AWESOME doucher.
she goes down on her knees and prays
