Post by xavier on Feb 27, 2013 21:32:30 GMT -5
dr. xavier matthew jensen
"shut up i dont care"
fighting back the tears, mother reads the
NAME xavier matthew jensen
GENDER male
NICKNAMES xavier
AGE 46
MEMBERGROUP teacher
YEAR/OCCUPATION teacher for math and advanced math.
SEXUALITY heterosexual,
PLAYED BY hugh laurie
note again. sixteen candles burn in her mind,
HI I'M xavier AND THIS IS ME:
"My childhood was pretty lovely. Not too many bad things happen to me. I know when people ask me 'oh so what were you like as a child?' they're really trying to ask me "So what made you into such an asshole?". So, to answer your question, I don't know. I've always had a dry sense of sarcastic humor. I've always thought it was funny. Nothing super traumatic happened to me. One of the worst things was that one of my friends died. I was like fourteen or something. Nothing made me into such an asshole. It's just how I am. Get over it." - on his personality
"Student teachers are kind of like children. You can make them do whatever you want or you'll ruin their life but in the end they just cry about it anyway." - Xavier on student teachers.
"Marriage is kind of like having voices in your head. This voice can choose if you get laid or not so you might want to actually listen to it." - Xavier on marriage.
"I teach math and it's the worst thing I've ever done. Don't let this happen to you." - Xavier on teaching.
rules of jensen and his teaching
RULES OF JENSENTEACHING STYLE AND NOTES
- American's are fat and British people are lazy.
- Of course I don't want children, they cry.
- Art school? If you listen quietly you can hear your parents crying.
- Can I do th- NO.
- I teach because I do what I want.
- Shut up, you're so annoying
- At the end of the day, no one cares
- Statistically there is a sociopath in the room, now look around and figure out who it is.
- Marriage is kind of like slavery, you're literally claiming someone as yours.
- Why would I want kids when I have you guys?
- Sometimes you just have to slap one person to get the rest in line.
- I'm only here for the coffee.
- I'm always a little offended when students want to sleep with me for A+'s. Am I not good enough to sleep with anyway?
- I don't care about being a doctor. I just care about being able to call myself "Doctor Jensen".
- He's a damn good teacher. Even if you don't want to admit it.
- He uses a lot of dry humor.
- He's sarcastic.
- He plays music a lot during class.
- They address him by "Doctor Jensen".
- Yes, DOCTOR Jensen
- Not Mr. Jensen
- Doctor.
- He didn't work his ass off for nothing
- Doctor
she take the blame, it's always the same.
YOUR NAME shadia
SOMETHING AWESOME i love him. before someone says/thinks it. i have never seen house. i do know that the character is really mean and stuff. he is based off a real life teacher of mine so sh.
she goes down on her knees and prays
